so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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