the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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