Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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