Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
i out mim tonsoeep
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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