guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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