Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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