That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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