You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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