Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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