You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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