It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
