idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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