im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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