Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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