Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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