i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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