I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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