that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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