How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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