i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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