I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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