I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
