So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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