If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
White coat. Heels.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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