we're blogging at a bar
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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