Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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