so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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