I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
dude. I can hear the air.
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