HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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