Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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