Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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