i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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