i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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