There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
