I wish I could punch you in the face.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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