The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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