Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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