Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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