I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I need to align my fucking chakras
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