You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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