It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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