found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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