Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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