Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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