question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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