I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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