Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
do nipples grow back?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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