Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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