we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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