So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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